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Laughable Law Breakers

February 1, 2006

Some criminals just can't get it right, as DW-WORLD's selection of offbeat news stories featuring inept law breakers testifies.

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The plans of some light-fingered Germans do not always work out as they had hopedImage: bilderbox

As long as no-one gets hurt and the perpetrators get the justice they deserve, then Germany's laughable law breakers are fair game for "From The Fringe."

DW-WORLD's regular take on the weird, wacky and wonderful from around Germany often uncovers stories of bungling burglars, careless crooks and thoughtless thieves. Anyone making a mess of breaking the law can find themselves not only in front of a judge or behind bars but also on the pages of our offbeat news section.

So, check the locks, set the car alarm and sit back and enjoy a selection of stories about Germany's most inept criminals.

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Winter Weather is Snow Joke For Christmas Criminals

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Scarf-Face Mumbles His Way Through Farcical Kiosk Heist

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Arrest Me, Please

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July 4, 2005

Karaoke Crook's Smash and Grab Raid Comes to a Grimm End

Brothers Grimm fairytales are the staple of most German children's upbringing but one grown-up thief will be kicking himself that he didn't remember aspects of the story of Hansel and Gretel.
January 19, 2006

A Criminal with a Conscience?

A thief in Koblenz makes away with a laptop computer but then suffers from a guilty conscience after the store clerk injures himself trying to capture him. He then does something unusual for a robber.
September 2, 2004

Mommy's Boy Thief Nabbed Calling Home

A German security guard who made off with a substantial sum destined for a bank was eventually caught following a 10-day manhunt by Interpol agents -- after calling home to his mom from a Croatian beach resort.
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Car Thief Caught Napping

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